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Trader Joe's Reviews
Posted Tue, 08/04/2009 - 14:18 by Jordan Morris
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If you grew up going to "traditional" grocery stores, the myriad of unique products at Trader Joe's specialty super markets can be a bit perplexing. Lucky for you, I go there 6-9 times a week and I'm happy to share my thoughts on their wide array of comestibles.
Middle Eastern Flat Bread - It costs a bit more than the traditional pita pocket, but send one of these fluffy little buddies on a pre-dip ride in the toaster oven and get ready for a snack time freak-out.
Sugar Plums - I was told that these might be associated with some sort of "fairie". Well, I don't usually like to associate with "magic" or "majicks" so when I'm biting into one of these juicy little beauties, I just try to think good, Christian thoughts.
Crumbled Salem Blue Cheese - Eating this food is like a punch in the penis. I mean, like a soft, tender punch from a lover. Like an erotic punch based on trust. This is a positive review.
Banana Nut Crunch Cereal - A real cluster fuck. Of cereal.
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a bit late coming
Though this post is nearly a week old I have to throw in that TJ's tomato chutney is about the best fucking thing ever, try it once and it will become your new ketchup.
Super Yummy Deliciousness
3 TJ foods I could MAYBE (if the world was coming to an end and my only hope was to escape in a pod that was big enough for me and my 2 kitties and one years worth of space niblets):
TJ's frozen 4 cheese mac & cheese
TJ's low fat honey wheat pretzels
TJ's heat and serve chicken lasagna (found in between the cheese and sandwiches)
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Keep it up, Trader Joe's!
Hang it up, Aldi!
Something gives me a feeling
Something gives me a feeling the Reign of Jordan is going to be as sweet and majickal Trader Joe's Sugar Plums.
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TJ's
Jordan, that "cluster fuck" line is the apotheosis of pithy humor. As always, you bring the goods--looking forward to the next installment of " Jordan, Guest, Go!
Posted by: Eric M
My personal favorite: Very Berry Clusters. They have achieved the perfect ratio of cereal to berry to cluster. Trader Joe's has turned cereal into both a science and an artform.
Also: Traader Joe's Frozen Beef Hash.
Ahhhh
now that Jesse's gone, I'm finally free to be myself again! Hey everyone, check out my white jeans!
Woo
Check out my deep-V shirt everyone!
finally that jesse guy is
finally that jesse guy is gone. LONG LIVE JORDAN
If your life is lacking focus lately,
Try their Mediterranean Hummus.
Holy shit.
sigh
"myriad of" is redundant
No it isn't
Myraid was a noun before it was an adjective. Boom! You just got out-pedanted!
Hmm
It is redundant? I would say less than proper grammar, but I don't think redundant is correct.
However, it is redundant to say that a review Crumbled Salem Blue Cheese is positive. YUM YUM.
Posted by: Eric M.
Really, the first comment is criticism on a small grammar technicality?
I for one am looking forward to Jordan month here at MaximumFun.org... way to kick it off with some good ol' Trader Joes Reviews!
Now that Jesse is gone is it okay to talk about our favorite Xbox Live Arcade games? My vote goes to the Community Games title 'Bobbins Quest' in which you play as a knife wielding apple... it's real.
games
Oh my god yes! Obscure video games must be brought to the JJGo fore. Console war position the first: the DS is by far the superior platform. Fan boy points = +1
I play my Dreamcast on
I play my Dreamcast on occasion and still keep my keyboard around to play Typing of the Dead and my plastic maracas around to play Samba De Amigo. I like Rock Band and all but plastic maracas beat out plastic guitars by a landslide.
Fanboy points +20?
Posted by: Eric M.
Note: that was me above... would it be taking it to far if I bragged about my Club Nintendo Platinum Status?