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Will Forte as Ted Turner on Conan
Posted Tue, 01/04/2011 - 00:35 by Jesse Thorn
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"THE REEFER MAKES THEM CRAVE THE NEWTONS!"
Every time Will Forte comes on Conan as Ted Turner, I laugh at full volume in my house like an asshole. Full belly laughs. It is the funniest thing on television, and each new iteration gets funnier and funnier.
"WHEN I BOUGHT TBS IT WAS JUST A TRASH BAG FULL OF WRASSLIN' TAPES BEHIND A DAIRY QUEEN!"
"SHADDAP YOU WIG STAND!"
"YOU COULD BOUNCE A QUARTER OFF THAT WOMAN'S ASS, WHEREAS TODAY IT WOULD SINK... LIKE A PENNY IN LAVA!"