Just in time for not just in time for Valentines, the Acme Heartmaker.
By the way, if you live in the Bay Area or Santa Cruz, I need a lot of boxes of conversation hearts… if your local Safeway or Walgreens or whatever has any left, tell me! I have a special plan for them. Right now at Walgreens they’re 13 cents a box (I just bought out the Walgreens next to my job).