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Sunday, April 30, 2006

Paul Rust is planning for May Day.

Paul Rust has big plans for this May Day, and they don't involve Maypoles or the workers of the world:
"May Day" is tomorrow, which if you remember, is that special day when we leave baskets of candy on people's doorsteps, ring their doorbells, and run away. If we get caught, we get kissed.

Call me wily (Pauly T. Wily), but I got a few tricks up my sleeve for this year's "May Day."

Yeah, I'm gonna' leave some baskets of candy on some doorsteps. And sure, I'm gonna' ring some doorbells. And hell yes, I will run away - but just one catch: I'm gonna' run away reeaaaaal slow. I'll surely be caught!

You see, I wanna' be kissed!!!
More plans here.

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4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about going out and supporting the immigrants in the US who are protesting today for their rights.

Sounds a lot better than this pissy excuse for hosrseplay

April 30, 2006 9:45 PM  
Blogger Jesse Thorn said...

Are you for real? This has to be someone who google blog searched for "May Day," hoping to find the Socialist Worker or something, right?

April 30, 2006 11:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So TSOYA doesn't think that the rights of immigrants is worthy of inclusion in its "new sincerity" programming? Fair enough.

So let's all go and 'get kissed' or run naked around the May pole -- and all have a jolly good laugh.

..and the illegal Spicks can go fuck themselves.

May 01, 2006 5:49 AM  
Blogger Jesse Thorn said...

Uhhhmmmm....

A) If you can't get a laugh from Paul's silly, silly blog post, then I don't know what to tell you about that.

B) Please don't question my bonafides with regards to the immigration issue. You don't know me, or what I've done. The Sound of Young America is an apolitical program, but I am not an apoliticial person.

May 01, 2006 7:50 AM  

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