An Early Start

Posted by Maximum Fun on 28th July 2006

Hello, TSOYA Faithful.

I am very excited and very nervous to guest blog for Jesse while he moves downstream. So nervous, in fact, that I am writing this three days ahead of time in order to assure some quality and quantity. I am also posting this at 5:30 in the morning because I am going to Buffalo this weekend. What. You’ve never been? Despite my love of MC Chris, I will adhere to Jesse’s “no nerd-core” rule, but I will probably tax his “make it pithy” guideline. I also veer toward self-indulgence, but I’ll try to temper that with many short posts that are not about me. In the meantime, here’s me!

Know Your Guest Blogger
Name: Joe Garden
Born: March 10, 1970
Marital Status: Married
Likes: Kittens, The Sound of Young America, Something Awful, the Nintendo Wii, , Resident Evil Walkthrough Guides, music (more to come on that), good comedy, things that are awesome.
Dislikes: Rules, the man.
Trivia: Joe appeared nude in the Onion (find it yourself). He played a file cabinet named Phil Cabinet in one of the least popular episodes of Aqua Teen Hunger Force and provided commentary on not one but TWO episodes on the DVD release of Season 4 of Home Movies. Also, Joe is into shameful self-promotion.
Fears: You will not like me.

Today’s Question: Do people hate Dane Cook because he is so friendly or because he is not funny? Seriously, I do not know. Please let ‘er fly.

In the mean time, here is a picture of my favorite graffiti from Buffalo.