BALDWIN: DO NOT FUCK THIS UP FOR ALL OF US.
I know for a fact that Alec Baldwin reads this blog, so I'm just going to write to him directly.
Dear Alec,
Sounds like your family is in a bit of a mess. That happens to the best of us. I'm really sorry your business got leaked to the press, and I hope you straighten things out.
I hear you might quit television.
DON'T EVEN FUCKING THINK ABOUT IT.
WE HAVE A GOOD THING GOING, ALEC. A GREAT THING EVEN.
IF YOU QUIT 30 ROCK, IT'S OVER FOR US. IT WILL GET CANCELLED, AND I WILL BE REDUCED TO A QUIVERING HEAP OF JELLO.
AGAIN: DON'T EVEN FUCKING THINK ABOUT IT.
Love,
Jesse
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Dear Alec,
Sounds like your family is in a bit of a mess. That happens to the best of us. I'm really sorry your business got leaked to the press, and I hope you straighten things out.
I hear you might quit television.
DON'T EVEN FUCKING THINK ABOUT IT.
WE HAVE A GOOD THING GOING, ALEC. A GREAT THING EVEN.
IF YOU QUIT 30 ROCK, IT'S OVER FOR US. IT WILL GET CANCELLED, AND I WILL BE REDUCED TO A QUIVERING HEAP OF JELLO.
AGAIN: DON'T EVEN FUCKING THINK ABOUT IT.
Love,
Jesse
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posted by Jesse Thorn at Wednesday, April 25, 2007
7 Comments:
oh my god i would cry.
Why does everything I like crumble away and die?
Dearest Alec:
I know you read the comments.
Divorce/custody shit is terrible. We know that. Listen to JJG this week and you'll see that we all know what you're going through, but if you do not do what Jesse says it wil not get any better, and TV will get much worse.
Listen to Jesse.
Obey Jesse.
tsk tsk, its language like that that gets people like Mr Balwdin in trouble. might i suggest:
"DO NOT GOOF THIS UP FOR ALL OF US" now that will keep the folks at TMZ off your back.
God forbid someone try to deal with their fucked up family.
SOME THINGS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN FAMILY, LIKE MY FAVORITE TV SHOW.
It's not so bad. I think Jason Bateman would be a terrific Vice President of East Coast Television and Microwave Programming. Heck, I'd even enjoy Ben Affleck if it came to that.
Will Arnett would have been great, but he's been on already, and they've already made him too weird. And since his character was gay there'd be no sublimated sexual tension with Lemon.
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