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Tuesday, May 22, 2007

The Arruh strikes again: SEX PLANET

R. Kelly's got a new one coming out, and one of the highlights (I've heard) is his stirring ballad "Sex Planet." Here are the lyrics, I will withold all commentary, except to say that I really liked "Ignition (Remix)," and I am opposed to statuatory rape.

Jupiter, Pluto, Venus, and Saturn
I'm leavin Earth, girl, to explore your galaxy
10 to zero, blast off, here we go
We'll be climaxin til we reach Mercury

I guarantee you'll like it, it'll take your breath away
Gonna get you so excited once I taste your Milky Way

So don't trip, I got a giant rocket
Glidin through, just hittin your pocket

I'm about to take over and touch your soul
Once I enter into your black hooooooooooooooooole

Girl now that you're next to me, we'll be just like satellites
Watching over the Earth, we'll make space our paradise

Girl I promise this will be painless, painless
We'll take a trip to Planet Uranus, anus

Stick a flaaaag on the moon
First couple to ever make love on Planet Neptuuuuuuuuuuune

And if time allow us, we'll be gone for hours
I won't stop until I give you meteor showers

So get ready for liftoff babe
You ready? (yes) Hold on to this, here we go
R minus 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4 3 2 1....
Babe, start our engines
then
blaaaaaaaaaaaaast off!

OOH SAID IT FEELS SO GOOD
WHEN WE blaaaaaaaaaast off

AND MY ROCKET IS SO FULL OF FUEL BABY
YES IT IS

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9 Comments:

Blogger Fred said...

I like how he adds that extra "anus" in there. For those busy people who maybe didn't get the meaning behind "Planet Uranus."

May 22, 2007 7:47 PM  
Blogger jb said...

j/k right? if not, it's official; the worlds gone mad for not locking this illiterate pedophilic megalomaniac up.

May 23, 2007 6:54 AM  
Blogger Wade said...

One of the reasons that I hate the world is that R Dot is allowed to make music. That this was written is a crime only made worse by the ensuing recording and publication of the song.
Without underestimating the damage he has done to the pee-soaked girls in his stable- his music effects millions and is criminally bad. Exhibit A: In the Closet

May 23, 2007 7:00 AM  
Anonymous Ben said...

This is even more outrageous than In The Kitchen, which for me was formerly the high-/low-water mark for the R.

Also, if anyone thinks this is a joke, the mp3 is on Idolator.

May 23, 2007 10:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hate to think what the meteors might be.

May 23, 2007 6:54 PM  
Blogger Katie said...

Newsweek has a good article explaining why R. Kelly hasn't even gone to trial yet.

May 24, 2007 10:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i think that this is a good song and if u haters don't like it this don't listen to his music its as simple as that.... leave the man alone.... ya'll must like it because ya'll on here trying to talk about him when you probably ain't nuthin yo self so before u try to talk about other people check yourself before you wreck yourself holla

May 31, 2007 9:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The modern movement in poetry, the transformation of the
tradition into something startlingly new, antedates Kelly
somewhat. A common and convenient date is 1910, when a
small group of practising poets met in London under the name
of their new "movement"-Imagism.
The point I'm trying to insist upon here, to get back to the
Imagist manifesto with which we started, is that the best
way to read "Sex Planet" is simply to read
the text, slowly and repeatedly, without getting too worried
about all the external apparatus you think you need to bring
to the composition. Let Kelly's images, rhythms, ironies-all of
which are so extraordinary-do their work unmediated. You
will, I think, fairly soon come to realize the uniquely
great quality of this style.

June 13, 2007 10:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

y'all just aren't freaks like kells is.

shoooot.

June 15, 2007 10:00 PM  

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