Because I can't think of many. Heinous. Veinous (is that a word?). Penis (if spoken with an incredibly southern accent...go ahead, try it.) Anyhoo. What are the odds that this will be song for the first dance at somebody's wedding in the next year? It will happen.

I like how he adds that extra "anus" in there. For those busy people who maybe didn't get the meaning behind "Planet Uranus."

j/k right? if not, it's official; the worlds gone mad for not locking this illiterate pedophilic megalomaniac up.

One of the reasons that I hate the world is that R Dot is allowed to make music. That this was written is a crime only made worse by the ensuing recording and publication of the song.Without underestimating the damage he has done to the pee-soaked girls in his stable- his music effects millions and is criminally bad. Exhibit A: In the Closet

This is even more outrageous than In The Kitchen, which for me was formerly the high-/low-water mark for the R.Also, if anyone thinks this is a joke, the mp3 is on Idolator.

I hate to think what the meteors might be.

Newsweek has a good article explaining why R. Kelly hasn't even gone to trial yet.

i think that this is a good song and if u haters don't like it this don't listen to his music its as simple as that.... leave the man alone.... ya'll must like it because ya'll on here trying to talk about him when you probably ain't nuthin yo self so before u try to talk about other people check yourself before you wreck yourself holla

The modern movement in poetry, the transformation of thetradition into something startlingly new, antedates Kellysomewhat. A common and convenient date is 1910, when asmall group of practising poets met in London under the nameof their new "movement"-Imagism.The point I'm trying to insist upon here, to get back to theImagist manifesto with which we started, is that the bestway to read "Sex Planet" is simply to readthe text, slowly and repeatedly, without getting too worriedabout all the external apparatus you think you need to bringto the composition. Let Kelly's images, rhythms, ironies-all ofwhich are so extraordinary-do their work unmediated. Youwill, I think, fairly soon come to realize the uniquelygreat quality of this style.

y'all just aren't freaks like kells is. shoooot.