Patton Oswalt has identified a key issue with America cinema: not all films feature Jason Statham, the bad-ass bald guy behind The Bank Job and a lot of movies I haven’t seen, but which I bet are cool.
Patton has stood up and done something about this, using his standing in the world of Hollywood script doctors to write Statham-included versions of this year’s Oscar bait.
CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON: Jason Statham injects the backward-aging man-freak with a Sino/Chilean rage compound, and they fight in lava pit.
Sino/Chilean? The man’s a genius.