I know you hated, hater. Tracy Morgan for King of America.

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I know you hated on Tracy Morgan before he hooked up with the Tina Fey juggernaut. I know you didn't watch The Tracy Morgan Show like I did. I know you thought he was about the same as Finesse Mitchell. I KNOW HOW YOU ROLL.

Now, though, I have gotten my hands back on this tape of Tracy Morgan on some sportstalk radio show. Tape that I had and lost. Tape that will change your life.

Now you can claim that you were down with Tracy from the start, even after SNL but before 30 Rock. Because you've heard THE SPORTSTALK TAPE.

Papa Smurf was belligerent and drunk at the club. Papa Smurf was belligerent and drunk. GET YOUR GODDAMN HANDS OFF ME! LEAVE HIM ALONE! LEAVE HIM ALONE! Papa Smurf got a domestic violence charge against him. He gon' be arraigned tomorrow morning, he gon' get arraigned. He's goin "Where's my shoe?" He's going in the precinct with one shoe. He had white pants with black dress socks on, DEAD MAN STYLE. He drives a Cutlass. He had a Taurus, but he traded it in for a Cutlass.

Thank you so much, Pete, for bringing this back into my life.

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Fuuny guy...

Lols.. I am a big fan of Tracy Morgan! I watch 30Rock regularly because of him :)
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You know, if that had been written by a moody Irishman with a drinking problem, they would call it literature, and you could get a PhD in it. Not fair, world.

"before I read this, I know how Dracula's castle burned down..."I was unprepared for that. First public spit-take in a coffee shop.

The one that made me lose my shit was when he started singing Christopher Cross & Michael McDonald.

It worked for a minute, but now it's gone. Anyone else having problems?

Epic.My life feels fulfilled with this discovery.

Tongue kissing a lizard.

Jesse,I have a recording of Tracy on Stern that you may be interested in. He doesn't quite take over the show the way he does here, but it certainly has some equally absurd moments. Being on sirius, it goes many places this appearance never could. I don't know that the quality is the greatest, but let me know if you're interested.

Met's fans got low self-esteem

Brilliant. Can we get this for download?

Obviously he is a genius, but a part of what he sells, doesn't he sort of reduce black poverty to something you laugh at? "You're broke, I'm broke, let's go half on a baby."

Lols.. I am a big fan of

Lols.. I am a big fan of Tracy Morgan! I watch 30Rock regularly because of him :)
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