Erin saw Fifty Shades of Grey! Bryan saw Steel Magnolias! Plus, South Carolina has a huge problem with women in politics and gay marriage in Alabama is a huge mess! M'Lynn would be so sad.
Are you seeing 50 Shades? Did you see what Kanye did to Beck at the Grammys? Bryan and Erin did, and they have some soft opinions on both of them. Plus, an ex-gay blogger named Matt Moore defended the conservative church's views on gays by saying "we're not as bad as ISIS." And hedge fund founder Jonathan Hoenig went on Fox News to say that government intrusion with vaccines would lead to forced abortion. Fun? Fun.
Erin and Bryan watched the big game but can only talk about that creepy Nationwide commercial, the inspiring McDonald's ad, and the terrifying sharks in the Katy Perry performance. Plus, the author of The Thorn Birds died, but her obituaries just talked about how basic and fat she was. And Kristen Stewart is maybe in a relationship with a woman, and we should all care. But the biggest news? Erin got a dog!
This week, Bryan tried dumpster diving for the first time and then watched The Bachelor and Erin watched Cats stone-cold sober. What a week. Also, Alabama wants to ban not just gay marriages but every marriage and the GOP is back again trying to ban abortion with the Pain Capable Unborn Child Protection Act! And one of their own, GOP Congresswoman Renee Elmers is trying to stop it. Good luck everybody with everything!
It's time to sit back, relax, and pop open your very best plastic bottle of Chardonnay. This week, Erin takes a new political party in Britain called Justice for Men and Boys (J4MB) to task. And Bryan looks at the biggest gay marriage case that the Supreme Court will hear. Will it be the biggest gay decision ever in America? Will Bryan and Erin watch "Cake?" Do either of them know what clam-diggers are?
Start 2015 off right by watching the hottest of the young organists, Cameron Carpenter, tear his shirt off and play the organ in bedazzled heels! It’s terrifying! Plus, Bryan investigates all the gay kisses being exchanged in Spanish Burger Kings, and Erin reviews the year that was in unnecessarily gendered products! This pickle tastes like a girl!
Happy Holidaze, kids! This week, Bryan and Erin exchange tastefully wrapped Christmas presents and discuss kid-friendly topics like alleged sexual harassment at Zillow.com and gay Santa Clauses that kiss with little heads that come out of their unhinged jaws! So, bring the whole family--all the dick pics are blurred!
This week, Bryan explains the LGBT-friendly game Dragon Age: Inquisition, displaying his vast knowledge of the Qunari. Then, it's off to Merry Olde London Towne, where Erin castigates the Brits for trying to censor depictions of women's pleasure in porn. Chim chim not cool. Plus, Bryan and Erin reveal that their bodies dispense fresh fruits and vegetables and high-pressure water jets. Our bodies, ourselves!