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Throwing Shade #77: The Bachelor & Gay Marriage in Alabama

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This week, Bryan tried dumpster diving for the first time and then watched The Bachelor and Erin watched Cats stone-cold sober. What a week. Also, Alabama wants to ban not just gay marriages but every marriage and the GOP is back again trying to ban abortion with the Pain Capable Unborn Child Protection Act! And one of their own, GOP Congresswoman Renee Elmers is trying to stop it. Good luck everybody with everything!

Throwing Shade #76: Pot Cookies & Jennifer Aniston

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It's time to sit back, relax, and pop open your very best plastic bottle of Chardonnay. This week, Erin takes a new political party in Britain called Justice for Men and Boys (J4MB) to task. And Bryan looks at the biggest gay marriage case that the Supreme Court will hear. Will it be the biggest gay decision ever in America? Will Bryan and Erin watch "Cake?" Do either of them know what clam-diggers are?

Throwing Shade #73: Happy New Year & Cameron Carpenter

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Start 2015 off right by watching the hottest of the young organists, Cameron Carpenter, tear his shirt off and play the organ in bedazzled heels! It’s terrifying! Plus, Bryan investigates all the gay kisses being exchanged in Spanish Burger Kings, and Erin reviews the year that was in unnecessarily gendered products! This pickle tastes like a girl!

Throwing Shade #72: Merry Christmas & Star Wars

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Happy Holidaze, kids! This week, Bryan and Erin exchange tastefully wrapped Christmas presents and discuss kid-friendly topics like alleged sexual harassment at Zillow.com and gay Santa Clauses that kiss with little heads that come out of their unhinged jaws! So, bring the whole family--all the dick pics are blurred!

Throwing Shade #71: Dragon Age & British Porn

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This week, Bryan explains the LGBT-friendly game Dragon Age: Inquisition, displaying his vast knowledge of the Qunari. Then, it's off to Merry Olde London Towne, where Erin castigates the Brits for trying to censor depictions of women's pleasure in porn. Chim chim not cool. Plus, Bryan and Erin reveal that their bodies dispense fresh fruits and vegetables and high-pressure water jets. Our bodies, ourselves!


Throwing Shade #70: Pregnant Women & PDA

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Erin and Bryan went to Miami this week, but Erin, a.k.a. “The Deadliest Catch,” stayed a few extra hours and became the living embodiment of a club called “Shotz.” Also, UPS fired a woman for being pregnant, and a Baptist preacher has found the cure for AIDS--genocide!

Throwing Shade #69: Barbie & Gay Video Games

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On this week’s Throwing Shade, Bryan and Erin do all the latest technologies! Bryan tries to figure out what Google Play is and why it removed a game where you hunt gay men. And Erin talks about how Barbie wanted to be a computer programmer but couldn’t figure out the buttons because she was too female. Plus, Bryan has to visit Meryl Streep before he can use an ATM!

Throwing Shade #68: Thanksgiving & the Duggars

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It’s Thanksgiving, y’all! As we gather ‘round the turkey to sing the traditional carols of this special day, Erin’s thankful that she’s not being interviewed by CNN anchor Don Lemon, who victim-blamed one of Bill Cosby’s accusers, and Bryan’s thankful that he’s not spending Thanksgiving with the anti-gay, pro-constantly-giving-birth Duggars of TLC’s 19 Kids and Counting. Plus, everyone around the world is thankful for Michelle Duggar’s bangs. They’re a Thanksgiving miracle!

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