I have a soft spot in my heart for Disneyland... I'm not an obsessive like some, but my paternal grandparents lived in Orange County, so I went every other year or so as a kid. I've always been coaster-phobic, too, and Disneyland is a great theme park if you don't like roller coasters.
My two favorite attractions, as a kid, were Captain Eo and the submarines. Both of those are gone now, replaced by "Honey I Shrunk the Audience" and, eventually, a Finding Nemo ride. Thankfully, Star Tours is still there, and it still features the voice of Paul Reubens, aka Pee-Wee Herman. The combination of Star Wars and Pee-Wee was enough to send me into space as a kid, with or without the ride itself.
There are two things I've always wanted to do at Disneyland, though, but have never done. One of them is to visit the secret dining club. Jordan Morris, "Boy Detective" grew up in Orange County, and had never been until college, when he dated a lady whose grandfather was a bigwig at Kodak. He said it's as great as you might imagine. He went to the bathroom, and they refolded his napkin while he was gone. Someday I'll get in there. Someday.
My other Disneyland dream is to ride the Monorail. It used to be that in order to ride the Monorail, you had to stay at the Disneyland Resort. Now, my family had very little money when I was a kid, and I certainly wasn't staying at the Disneyland Resort. More like my grandparent's living room, or maybe the Motel Six in Mission Viejo. So all I could do was admire the monorail from afar.
But I just went to Disneyland with my sweetheart and her family this weekend, and I've got great news... anybody can ride it now!
Well, anyone can make the short, one-way trip from Tommorowland to "Downtown Disney," they Disney mega-mall between Disneyland and California Adventure. But dammit, I rode the thing! MAXIMUM FUN.
What does it say about me that my favorite part of a three-day vacation was a five minute trip on a forty five year old monorail? Well, anyway...
I literally drew them out of a hat... one that actually looked exactly like the one to the left. Congrats to Jeremy.
For those of you who aren't Jeremy, buy yourself tickets. Trust me, Louie CK is worth every penny. I'll be at Wendesday's show with the lady friend, say hi. Thursday, the very funny Tony Camin will be the featured (middle) act. He's one of the quickest comics in the business, a really funny guy.
If you don't live in the Bay Area, don't despair! You can head over to Louie's website and check out his podcast.
Just in time for not just in time for Valentines, the Acme Heartmaker.
By the way, if you live in the Bay Area or Santa Cruz, I need a lot of boxes of conversation hearts... if your local Safeway or Walgreens or whatever has any left, tell me! I have a special plan for them. Right now at Walgreens they're 13 cents a box (I just bought out the Walgreens next to my job).
Researchers are enlisting seals, sea lions, tunas, and sharks to serve as ocean sensors, outfitting these top predators with electronic tags that gather detailed reports on oceanographic conditions and, in many cases, transmit the data via satellite. The data are proving useful to both biologists and oceanographers, yielding new information about the migrations and behavior of the animals and about the environments in which they live.
To be honest, this kind of reminds me of the time I convinced a Santa Cruz local browsing in the "Cars" section of Borders that the Pope was doing dolphin language research in order to convince dolphins to convert to Catholicism. He (the guy) agreed that a war between dolphins and whales might be imminent. Download the interview to find out if he felt nukes were approrpiate.
Knock on wood, but it looks like KWCW in Walla Walla, Washington will be adding The Sound of Young America in the coming weeks. They've carried some of our special programming through PRX, and I'm really excited to get on board. They're part of Whitman College, and they like our show, so there you have it.
If you'd like your local public, community, or even pirate radio station to carry The Sound, just email or call them and ask for it. It's free to them, so no excuses.
This goes double if you live in Kalamazoo, Michigan, or Osh-Kosh, Wisconsin.
The Jacksons - Can You Feel It
Official Music Video of The New Sincerity
In this video, the Jacksons use magic to create THE ENTIRE WORLD. Then they go around spreading joy (in the form of joy dust) to children and adults of every race color and creed. They also fly through space on wings of song, traverse great Tron-like grids of nothingness, and do cool dance moves. When you think that this video was made in the very first days of music video... stunning.
Every year, 826 Valencia, the literacy arm of McSweeney's puts on a benefit comedy show. Every year, it is a great comedy show. I'm only about 75-80% behind 826 Valencia, but I'm 100% behind this show if you live within two hours of San Francisco. I mean, even a psuedo-vanity charity is dramatically better than the people who own a local comedy club. Sorry to see no local comics in the lineup (well, Al is a SF native, but he lives in LA), but still, kind of a murderer's row nonetheless. All but Kimmel have been on TSOYA.
This week, Louis CK will be doing two surprise shows at Cobb's Comedy Club in San Francisco. That's right. Wednesday night and Thursday night, Louie will be sharing his unique standup voice with all of us non-geniuses.
For those of you unfamiliar with his work, he's written for Conan O'Brien, the Chris Rock Show, TV Funhouse, The Dana Carvey Show, and more, in addition to his upcoming HBO sitcom "Lucky Louie."
How can you win tickets to Wednesday night's show, courtesy of Louie, me, and the good folks at Cobb's? Add a comment to this post with your real email address and your real name. I'll pick a winner randomly Monday at midnight. That winner and a guest get free tickets to see Louie!
(If you hate the idea of putting your name and email out there, you can email that info to me with Louis CK in the subject; make sure you still add a comment below with some distinguishing characteristic referenced in the email. I need the name and email to get you your tickets.)