Finally, someone is brave enough to take on the 99%, and it is our own Deranged Millionaire, Mr. John Hodgman.
"I'm Dr. Dre, gorgeous hunk of a man / Doing tricks in the mix that no others can."
I once wrote a Prank the Dean sketch where the premise was that a guy out on a date had hired DJ Clue to do drops in his date. There was a World Class Wreckin Cru joke in there, and Jordan and Jim looked at me like I was insane when I pitched it.
"The streetlight reflects off the urine on the ground / which reflects off the hamburger sign which turns round / which reflects of the grill of the BMW / which reflects of the fact that I'm broke / so what the fuck is new?"
This important video was directed by Tom Scharpling on behalf of our friend, Mr. John Hodgman. It concerns the lifestyle of a DERANGED MILLIONAIRE. Featured in this video are Vernon Reid of Living Colour, Brooke Shields, ?uestlove and OTHER MAJOR CELEBRITIES.
It is your duty to WATCH the video, and to VOTE FUNNY the video. It is an easy duty to fulfill, as the video is TREMENDOUS. Then, simply order Hodgman's final book in his trilogy of all world knowledge, THAT IS ALL.
Also: Dick Cavett behaves boorishly.
I am, frankly, too far from San Francisco politics these days to endorse a candidate for mayor. Even if I was going to endorse a candidate, I wouldn't do it here.
I can, however, endorse this internet video for Ed Lee, which features our friend Ashkon as an MC-Hammer-like figure, MC Hammer as MC Hammer, plus Brian Wilson, Ronnie Lott, Willie Brown and other San Francisco legends. (Also Will.i.am for some reason?)
Our friend Mike Schmidt from The 40-Year-Old Boy is planning an east coast tour of his compelling/terrifying/hilarious one man show. He's trying to raise six grand to cover the touring costs, and using Kickstarter to do it. If you're a fan of Mike's, get behind it!
I love this song even more than you'd think I'd love a song called Awesome Awesome by a rapper named Buddy. When I heard this the other day, I basically had the same reaction as Noz - I wished it was Roscoe P. Coldchain, but it's still pretty fantastic.
PS: champion of this video is dude in the A's hat making muscles.