Dimitri brings this week's case against his boyfriend, Landon. Whenever the two of them go out to eat at their neighborhood diner, Dimitri wants Landon to sit next to him, leaving the other side of the booth empty. Landon isn't terribly enthusiastic about this, telling Dimitri that it's a little too lovey-dovey for his liking. Will Landon have to take Dimitri's side? Only Judge John Hodgman can decide.
Special thanks to Paul Ruh for suggesting this title.
UPDATE ON EPISODE 85: IPSO LACTO
The evidence for this week's case is purely circumstancial, so no photographs or videos here. However, we do have an update on the Ipso Lacto case from last November. You may remember that his Honor ruled that Angela had to subject herself to American cheese. Angela's account of the event and photographic evidence is available on our forum.