Jordan, Jesse, Go!

What is the dumbest show you can imagine? This award-winning show may be dumber. It has no content. No format. Yet it's going on ten years of delighting hundreds of thousands of people. It's been an iTunes editors choice, and Rolling Stone picked it as one of the world's best comedy podcasts. It's light in the dark, comfort in the cold and a penguin in the pants (long story).

Join hosts Jesse Thorn (NPR's Bullseye) and Jordan Morris (Comedy Central's @Midnight) and a celebrity guest on a raucous, vulgar and warm-hearted romp that will probably leave you a better person. And will certainly make you dumber.

Podcast: JJGo Ep. 42: Portland and Much, Much More

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On this week's program, Jesse and Jordan discuss ideas on how to toughen up Portland, gourmet catnip and what teenagers really like. They also give some invaluable advice to those about to embark on college life! Not to be missed.

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* What should Jordan do to start a feud with the guy at G4?

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Podcast: JJGo Ep. 41: One Giant Gummi Bear

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On this week's program, Jesse and Jordan eat a bag of gummi bears which have melted together, discuss their trips to the East Coast, and natter on aimlessly as per usual.

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* What should we dress as for Halloween? What are you dressing as?
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Podcast: Jordan, Jesse GO!: Ep 39: Vegas V. Disneyland

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On this week's program, we are joined by two of the members of the New York sketch comedy group Elephant Larry: Jeff Solomon and Stefan Lawrence. We discuss Stefan's obsession with Disneyland, Jordan's trip to Las Vegas, and much more.

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* Invent your own -athalon, call us, and explain it.

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Podcast: Jordan, Jesse GO!: Ep 38: Extras, Extras

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On this week's program, we are joined by the wonderful comedian and actor Andy Daly. We discuss Jordan's movie role, Mustache TV, and much more.

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* Who is the weird person at your job? Are there an entire weird class of people at your job? TELL US.

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Ep. 37: Rom Coms

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On this week's program, Jordan discusses going to see "Good Luck Chuck" against his will, and an extensive discussion of the romantic comedy is had.

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* Share your feelings on the romantic comedy. What's your favorite? If you're a lady, do you feel like they appeal to you particularly or specifically?

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Podcast: Jordan, Jesse GO!: Ep 36: The Blinding Light of Truth

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On this week's program, Jesse discusses his progressing nerdiness. Also, controversial views are espoused and defended -- if you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen!

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* Open phones, folks!
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Podcast: Jordan, Jesse GO!: Ep 35: Wedding Bells & the Warped Tour

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On this week's program, Jordan discusses how it felt to visit the Warped Tour as an adult. Jesse takes calls from listeners with wedding suggestions.

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*What were the best and worst weddings you've ever been to? What made them like that?
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Podcast: Jordan, Jesse GO!: Ep 34: Big News

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On this week's program, Jesse returns, and we're joined by comedian Jonah Ray. We talk about getting free stuff, big announcements and much more.

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Podcast: Jordan, Jesse, Go!: Ep. 33: Jordan and Gene

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Gene sits in for Jesse while he's camping in the mountains.

Introduction
Gene and Jordan talk about how unqualified they are to be running this week's podcast. One thing is made clear: This is sure to be the "drinkiest" JJGo ever.

Career Choices


Jordan and Gene discuss their dream jobs and backup plans.
Moving Pictures


This week on Jordan Went to the Movies: The Simpsons, The Ten, and a preview of the forthcoming Shoot 'Em Up. Bonus: More discussion of Live Free or Die Hard.
Pets, etc.


The urge to kill the easily killable, why babies and pets don't mix, the joys of unemployment, and Jordan's dad.
Baseball


This week's Forced Discussion of Current Events: Barry Bonds!

Zoo Animal Showdown!
Giraffe Vs. Capybara


Find out the winner and vote on the...

Next Match-up:
Penguin Vs. Python

Are Penguins played out? Is Python too promiscuous? Weigh in TODAY!
Outro


Show Verdict: C-


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*Share your dream job and backup plan. Or, if you're a grown-up, tell us: Are you living THE DREAM or THE CONTINGENCY PLAN?
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Pocast: Jordan, Jesse Go! Ep. 32: Modern Art and Comic Books

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Jesse and Jordan had eventful weekends.

Introduction
As Jesse and Jordan introduce the show, Tim the Intern digs them some holes.
New York City
Jordan visited New York City over the weekend. We discuss Picasso's under-heralded "Minotaur Period," as well as the Del Close Marathon.
Gene's Recovery


Gene remains in critical condition after being shot on last week's show. Cross your fingers for him.
Bear V. Rhino


Bear destroyed Rhino in this past week's Zoo Animal Battle.

Giraffe v. Capybara


Giraffe v. Capybara is this week's Zoo Animal Battle. Share your thoughts and vote here.

Comic Book Convention


Jesse and Jordan both went to the comic book convention, and had very mixed reactions. Also: Jordan met Peter Fonda and Peter Fonda's beautiful teeth.


Outro


A graceful denoument to a brilliant program.


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*Vote in the next round of the Zoo Animal Showdown!
*Jesse's going on vacation next week. Call in and ask a question you wouldn't want Jesse to be there for.
* Have you ever participated in any kind of underground nerd sex party?

CONTINUING ACTION ITEMS:

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