Jordan, Jesse, Go!

Jordan, Jesse, Go! is a freewheeling comedy podcast about life in your twenties and everything else. Your hosts are Jesse Thorn, "America's Radio Sweetheart," and Jordan Morris, "Boy Detective." More About Jordan, Jesse, Go!

Podcast: Jordan, Jesse Go! Ep. 15: Growing Up

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In this week's Jordan Jesse GO!, our far-ranging interests are indulged.

Introduction
Jesse and Jordan are in the middle of a bar fight. Also: they briefly discuss dogs, Ninten- and otherwise.
Phony Ethnicities
Jesse and Jordan complain about people who claim ethnic identities in order to get drunk on St. Patrick's Day. Just get drunk, don't be an asshole.

Jordan Sings
Jordan sings.

Grown Up

We discuss what it means to be a grown up, with help from a number of way-cool listeners.

Pesca

Our friend Mike Pesca of NPR's Day-to-Day runs down his opinion of the Djimoun Honsou v. Chiwetel Ojieyofor debate. (Did I spell that right? Probably not.)

Outro


Mostly just the action items, I guess.

ACTION ITEMS
* What drink would taste better carbonated?
* Contest: call our hotline and tell us the story of a premiere or debut. You could win a This American Life poster autographed by Ira Glass!
* The High Five Contest ends March 31st!

CONTINUING ACTION ITEMS:

* Review the show on iTunes.
* Do you have a dispute Judge John Hodgman can solve on a future broadcast? Email it to us! Put Judge John in the subject line.
* Have personal questions for Jesse and Jordan? Call 206-984-4FUN and tell us what they are!
* Would you like to play Would You Rather with us on a future episode? Email us or give us a call at 206-984-4FUN.

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Podcast: Jordan, Jesse GO! Episode 14: The Race for the White House

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In this week's Jordan Jesse GO!, we get exceptionally serious.

Introduction
Jesse and Jordan visit a bar in Iceland. Also: a discussion of nintendo and class tension.

The Presidency Pt. 1

We speak with Brian Feldman, presidential candidate and Hollywood legend.

Person Questions
We talk about gay uncles and hairplugs.

The Presidency Pt. 2

We return to matters presidential, and speak with presidential candidate (and regular Cheers guest star) Harry Anderson.

Outro


Our High Five Contest continues with some awesome entries. Blah blah blah.

ACTION ITEMS
* Enter the HIGH FIVE CONTEST on FLICKR: special prize will be a copy of Project Gotham Racing for the person with the most people in a single five, or for the most X-box-related five.
* Got questions for the candidates? Call the hotline and spill the beans!

CONTINUING ACTION ITEMS:

* Review the show on iTunes.
* Do you have a dispute Judge John Hodgman can solve on a future broadcast? Email it to us! Put Judge John in the subject line.
* Have personal questions for Jesse and Jordan? Call 206-984-4FUN and tell us what they are!
* Would you like to play Would You Rather with us on a future episode? Email us or give us a call at 206-984-4FUN.

Call 206-984-4FUN to share your thoughts on these ACTION ITEMS.

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Special thanks this week to Neil Campbell and Paul Rust.

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Podcast: Jordan, Jesse GO! Ep. 13: Andrew WK

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In this week's Jordan Jesse GO!, we're joined by rock & roll superstar Andrew W.K.

Introduction
Jesse and Jordan celebrate the Fourth of July with fireworks. Also, we discuss a video game that Jordan beat, and the fact that Jesse has never beaten a video game.


Andrew WK

We are joined by our favorite rock star, Andrew WK. Jesse discusses the bizarre and astonishingly sincere rivalry between USC and UCLA, and a near-fight he witnessed at an ice cream sandwich store.

Andrew WK: MySpace
Andrew W.K. discusses the fact that he manages his own MySpace, and why. Also -- what it's like to hear from someone buried deep in your past. Andrew got a message from the only girl he's ever been mean to.

Andrew WK: Songwriting

Andrew talks about visiting a songwriting retreat sponsored by the members of Hansen. Really!

Andrew WK: The Ranking

We bring back an old favorite segment: the ranking! Andrew ranks:
Bladerunner
Natural Peanut Butter
Sam Elliott
Cartoon Movie Posters
Slow Jams

Outro


Our High Five Contest continues with some awesome entries. Blah blah blah.

ACTION ITEMS
* Enter the HIGH FIVE CONTEST on FLICKR!
* Should Jordan buy a Nintendo DS or a Game Boy Micro? And should he play X-Box online?
* What defines "being a grown-up" for you?

CONTINUING ACTION ITEMS:

* Review the show on iTunes.
* Do you have a dispute Judge John Hodgman can solve on a future broadcast? Email it to us! Put Judge John in the subject line.
* Have personal questions for Jesse and Jordan? Call 206-984-4FUN and tell us what they are!
* Would you like to play Would You Rather with us on a future episode? Email us or give us a call at 206-984-4FUN.

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Podcast: Jordan, Jesse GO!: Episode 12: Crazy Homeless Neighbors, etc.

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In this week's Jordan Jesse GO!, we're joined by comedian Jen Kirman. We discuss the crazy, meth-addicted homeless people who live outside her window. We also play Would You Rather with listener Carol and Jim Real, the Master of Would You Rather.

Jen Kirkman's new album just came out via our friends at AST records. You can buy it for only $10 here. Here's a sample: "Cockroaches"

Introduction
Jesse and Jordan are on the scene of a house fire. We have a very, very important question: who is better... Chiwetel Eijofor or Djimoun Honsou?


Jen Kirkman

Jen Kirkman discusses with us the crazy homeless people who live outside of her apartment. They have a tent, a welcome mat, and Christmas lights. Also, they sell drugs to teenagers.

Would You Rather
Jim Real, The Master of Would You Rather and listener Carol from Connecticut play Would You Rather with us. Jim's question: would you rather have sandpaper hands, or be forced to eat only food that you have hunted or gathered?

Outro


Our High Five Contest continues with some awesome entries. We want to hear what you want to be like when you're old. And so on.

ACTION ITEMS
* Enter the HIGH FIVE CONTEST on FLICKR!
* What will you be like when you're old? Call and tell us! 206-984-4FUN.
* What defines "being a grown-up" for you?
* Chiwetel Eijofor or Djimon Honsou? Vote Now!

CONTINUING ACTION ITEMS:

* Review the show on iTunes.
* Do you have a dispute Judge John Hodgman can solve on a future broadcast? Email it to us! Put Judge John in the subject line.
* Have personal questions for Jesse and Jordan? Call 206-984-4FUN and tell us what they are!
* Would you like to play Would You Rather with us on a future episode? Email us or give us a call at 206-984-4FUN.

Call 206-984-4FUN to share your thoughts on these ACTION ITEMS.

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Podcast: Jordan, Jesse GO! Episode 9: TV and so on...

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In this week's Jordan Jesse GO!, we dive deep into the television pool.

Introduction
Jesse and Jordan, trapped in a space battled, discuss our new HIGH FIVE CONTEST on FLICKR. Lots of amazing prizes so get going NOW.
Sex and the City
Jesse and Jordan get Jesse's girlfriend Theresa and her pal Rachel on the line to discuss the strange appeal of sex and the city. The discussion devolves into one of vulgarities.

Hang it Up / Keep It Up

Jesse sets you straight on what is good and what is bad.

Television and So On


Keith Phipps of The AV Club talks with us (and Theresa) about some of the best TV shows around, and which of them Theresa should watch when Jesse's not in the house.

ACTION ITEMS
* Enter the HIGH FIVE CONTEST on FLICKR!

CONTINUING ACTION ITEMS:

* Review the show on iTunes.
* Do you have a dispute Judge John Hodgman can solve on a future broadcast? Email it to us! Put Judge John in the subject line.
* Have personal questions for Jesse and Jordan? Call 206-984-4FUN and tell us what they are!
* Would you like to play Would You Rather with us on a future episode? Email us or give us a call at 206-984-4FUN.

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Podcast: Jordan, Jesse GO! Episode 10: Hard N Phirm

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In this week's Jordan Jesse GO!, we laugh, we cry, we plan a bachelor party.

Introduction
Jesse and Jordan row across a tranquil lake this week in our introduction. They answer personal questions from listener David Beach about their first and worst jobs. What was your worst (or most awesome) job ever?
Above: Mike Phirman and Jordan High Five

Hard N Phirm
Comedy duo Mike Phirman and Chris Hardwick play funny songs! We talk with them about the craft of doing so. Also -- both are engaged, and Jordan has some best man duties coming up. What can Jordan do to make his nerdy friend's bachelor party awesome?

Outro


Our High Five Contest continues with some awesome entries. We love you all. Goodnight.

ACTION ITEMS
* Enter the HIGH FIVE CONTEST on FLICKR!
* What was your worst or awesomest job? Call and tell us! 206-984-4FUN.
* What should Jordan do about this bachelor party? TELL US.

CONTINUING ACTION ITEMS:

* Review the show on iTunes.
* Do you have a dispute Judge John Hodgman can solve on a future broadcast? Email it to us! Put Judge John in the subject line.
* Have personal questions for Jesse and Jordan? Call 206-984-4FUN and tell us what they are!
* Would you like to play Would You Rather with us on a future episode? Email us or give us a call at 206-984-4FUN.

Call 206-984-4FUN to share your thoughts on these ACTION ITEMS.

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Our theme music: "Love You" by The Free Design, courtesy of The Free Design and Light in the Attic Records

Podcast: Jordan, Jesse GO! Ep. 11: Worst Jobs Ever with Jen Kirkman

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In this week's Jordan Jesse GO!, we're joined by comedian Jen Kirman, and we discuss our worst jobs ever.

Jen Kirkman's new album just came out via our friends at AST records. You can buy it for only $10 here. Here's a sample: "Cockroaches"

Introduction
Jesse and Jordan visit an Amusement Fair in our introduction. A discuss of what we want to be like when we are old is had.


Jen Kirkman Pt. 1

We are joined by comedian Jen Kirkman, and talk about our worst jobs ever. Jesse counted votes, 15 at a time, 8 hours a day, for several weeks. Jen Kirkman had several phones thrown at her in a crazy, Glen Garry Glen Ross-like stockbroker office. Also, a racist country club.

Jen Kirkman Pt. 2
We hear from listeners on their worst jobs... counting pedestrians, being hit on by elderly creeps, and perhaps most bizarrely meeting a Barry Manilow fan group at Barry Manilow's college's bookstore.

Outro


Our High Five Contest continues with some awesome entries. We want to hear what you want to be like when you're old. And so on.

ACTION ITEMS
* Enter the HIGH FIVE CONTEST on FLICKR!
* What will you be like when you're old? Call and tell us! 206-984-4FUN.
* What defines "being a grown-up" for you?
* What should Jordan do about this bachelor party? TELL US.

CONTINUING ACTION ITEMS:

* Review the show on iTunes.
* Do you have a dispute Judge John Hodgman can solve on a future broadcast? Email it to us! Put Judge John in the subject line.
* Have personal questions for Jesse and Jordan? Call 206-984-4FUN and tell us what they are!
* Would you like to play Would You Rather with us on a future episode? Email us or give us a call at 206-984-4FUN.

Call 206-984-4FUN to share your thoughts on these ACTION ITEMS.

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Our theme music: "Love You" by The Free Design, courtesy of The Free Design and Light in the Attic Records