Jordan, Jesse, Go!

What is the dumbest show you can imagine? This award-winning show may be dumber. It has no content. No format. Yet it's going on ten years of delighting hundreds of thousands of people. It's been an iTunes editors choice, and Rolling Stone picked it as one of the world's best comedy podcasts. It's light in the dark, comfort in the cold and a penguin in the pants (long story).

Join hosts Jesse Thorn (NPR's Bullseye) and Jordan Morris (Comedy Central's @Midnight) and a celebrity guest on a raucous, vulgar and warm-hearted romp that will probably leave you a better person. And will certainly make you dumber.

Podcast: Jordan, Jesse, Go!: Ep. 29: Hot Tubbin' with Ashkon

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This week's show features very special guest Ashkon, who's song "Hot Tubbin'" has been tearing up the Max Fun charts since its debut a few weeks ago.

Introduction
Jesse and Jordan are in a Dinosaur Park. They say dinosaur names they know, and give you a preview of the show to come.

Listener Calls
Happy pet stories (aka the Cat Came Back), First Time Drunk, Waiting on the Tow Truck, Crying at the Cracker Barrel... no, it's not Jordan's new country album, it's listener calls!

Calls from Listeners


Jordan receives some shoe advice and gets propositioned. He'll also be put on the internet in his underwear, for you to dress up.

People Who Listen to the Show Dial a Number and Leave a Message and Jordan and Jesse Talk About It


Longtime pal Brian shares a cautionary tail about knives, Jesse is corrected, and the definitive White-Guy-Know-It-All theory is offered.

Zoo Animal Showdown!
Monkey vs. Lion

Jesse introduces a new segment called Zoo Animal Showdown. This week's match up: Monkey Vs. Lion. Head to the forum to cast your vote!

Ashkon

Jordan and Jesse chat with Ashkon about wild nights in LA, his connection with Murder Inc.'s Irv Gotti, and, of course, hot tubbin' on the late night. Yadadamean?

Ashkon Performs

Ashkon performs an acoustic version of "Hot Tubbin'" and an awesome freestyle rap.

Outro:


Lots of action items this week!



ACTION ITEMS:


*Vote in the first round of the Zoo Animal Showdown! Visit the forum for details.
*Have you ever done something stupid? Think you can beat Brian's stabbing the crap out of his hands? Call in and tell us about it!
*Coming Soon: Dress up Paper Doll Jordan on our flickr page!
*Check out Ashkon at www.gradschoolmusic.com


CONTINUING ACTION ITEMS:

* Review the show on iTunes.

* Do you have a dispute Judge John Hodgman can solve on a future broadcast? Email it to us! Put Judge John in the subject line.

* Have personal questions for Jesse and Jordan? Call 206-984-4FUN and tell us what they are!

* Would you like to play Would You Rather with us on a future episode? Email us or give us a call at 206-984-4FUN.

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Podcast: Jordan, Jesse, Go!: Ep 28: Life Improvements

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In this week's Jordan Jesse GO!, we do we what we usually do: Talk about things Jordan's doing wrong in life.

Introduction

Jesse and Jordan are in the middle of a Wild West shootout. They talk a lot about Mortal Kombat, and a little bit about Jordan playing videogames in the nude.

Clothing

40 year-olds dressing like 16 year-olds, estate sales put on by the living, and "dilfs" - Could LA be the worst place in the world? Also, Jesse gives Jordan some fashion advice.

Music


We take a look at Jordan's iPod, and discuss "Dude-know-it-alls".

Plugs


Help bring the Sound of Young America to your local public radio station.

Listener Calls

Lots of listener calls this week: Thanks JJ Go!, Jesse gets lied to, Army of Darkness doesn't suck, a sad call, and peeing in Staples vs. graduating high school.

Outro

It's a doozy.
ACTION ITEMS


*Let's say Jordan ever wanted to wear a pair of shoes...which should he wear?
*Give us your thoughts on the topic of "dude-know-it-alls".


CONTINUING ACTION ITEMS:

* Review the show on iTunes.

* Do you have a dispute Judge John Hodgman can solve on a future broadcast? Email it to us! Put Judge John in the subject line.

* Have personal questions for Jesse and Jordan? Call 206-984-4FUN and tell us what they are!

* Would you like to play Would You Rather with us on a future episode? Email us or give us a call at 206-984-4FUN.

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Podcast: Jordan, Jesse GO!: Ep 27: Sadcast.

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On this week's Jordan Jesse GO!, we bring you down for an inordinate amount of time.

Introduction
Jesse and Jordan eat Tofu Cuties while recording the introduction to a radio show.

Eyebrows


Jesse finds out why he wasn't invited to the LA NPR Party, and Jordan sacrifices his dignity (and Jesse's respect) for female intimacy.
DVD Extras
Jordan confesses his love of watching DVD extras, despite their dubious quality.

Rap Concerts

A caller's first rap concert experience, and Jesse divulges a little known fact about 38-year old black women.
Laundry
In an effort to squelch his rampant miserliness and squalor, Jordan dabbles in decadence with Fluff n' Fold.
Woofie


Jesse discusses his dying dog for 18 minutes on a comedy podcast, thereby ruining the show and your week.
Norse Folk Songs


Will Jordan's skilled singing of Norse folk songs break up JJ GO for good?
Outro


Jesse and Jordan sign off without adding much of anything.

ACTION ITEMS

* If you're aware of any worthwhile DVD Extras, call in and let us know!


LISTENER SONG

CONTINUING ACTION ITEMS:

* Review the show on iTunes.
* Do you have a dispute Judge John Hodgman can solve on a future broadcast? Email it to us! Put Judge John in the subject line.
* Have personal questions for Jesse and Jordan? Call 206-984-4FUN and tell us what they are!
* Would you like to play Would You Rather with us on a future episode? Email us or give us a call at 206-984-4FUN.

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Podcast: Jordan, Jesse GO!: Ep. 26: Mostly John Mayer

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In this week's Jordan Jesse GO!, we show some love to the people of this great country.

Introduction
Jesse and Jordan are on a tram in Zurich, Switzerland. They discuss Jordan's trip to Canada to see the creation of a new skateboarding game. Jesse confesses to being an anti-skateboard bigot.
Important Moments
Jesse and Jordan discuss the prom, and particularly the unfortunate trend towards neckties with tuxedoes. Also, we hear some important moments from listeners' lives.
John Mayer
We talk with Jordan's little sister, a student at UC Santa Barbara, about John Mayer (and Ben Folds). Later on, Jesse gets excited when the topic of Keak da Sneak came up.

Phones Burning Up

Jesse and Jordan respond to listener pitches for new shows to follow up their impending meltdown, and other phone calls.
Outro
We reveal the results of LaBouf v. Boof. Etc.

ACTION ITEMS

* If you know any Norse folk songs, call in and sing them.


LISTENER SONG

"The Flag" by iPL from "The Catalyst"

CONTINUING ACTION ITEMS:

* Review the show on iTunes.
* Do you have a dispute Judge John Hodgman can solve on a future broadcast? Email it to us! Put Judge John in the subject line.
* Have personal questions for Jesse and Jordan? Call 206-984-4FUN and tell us what they are!
* Would you like to play Would You Rather with us on a future episode? Email us or give us a call at 206-984-4FUN.

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Podcast: Jordan, Jesse Go!: Ep 25: Listener Appreciation Week

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In this week's Jordan Jesse GO!, we show some love to the people of this great country.

Introduction
Jesse and Jordan are visiting a butcher shop. They run through a few personal questions from the forum.
Jim's Not Home
Some more personal questions, and a discussion of who Jim Real, The Master of Would You Rather's roommate was in college.
Montreal
We give a listener some important advice on moving to French Canada.

Simmering Tension

A listener touches a nerve -- and offers the possibility of real headphones for Jesse's little dog woofie.
Important Life Moments
A number of listeners call in with important moments in their lives.
LaBouf v. Boof

Listeners share their opinions on the continuing battle between Shia LaBouf and Boof Bonser. Then National Public Radio's Mike Pesca offers his analysis.

Outro

We kinda rap stuff up.

ACTION ITEMS

* Pitch us a project! Jesse and Jordan are clearly on the verge of breaking up, so pick one of us and offer us a new job.


LISTENER SONG

"Extreme Croquet" by CCCC featuring Wade Word

CONTINUING ACTION ITEMS:

* Review the show on iTunes.
* Do you have a dispute Judge John Hodgman can solve on a future broadcast? Email it to us! Put Judge John in the subject line.
* Have personal questions for Jesse and Jordan? Call 206-984-4FUN and tell us what they are!
* Would you like to play Would You Rather with us on a future episode? Email us or give us a call at 206-984-4FUN.

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Podcast: Jordan, Jesse GO! Eps. 24 & 24A: Mike Schmidt Party

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This week's Jordan, Jesse GO! is split into two portions for your enjoyment.

Introduction
Jesse, Jordan and comedian Mike Schmidt are in a subway car. Their lives have changed recently -- Mike is no longer on the Never Not Funny podcast, Jordan went to Hawaii, Jesse got a dog and an El Camino.
Real Princesses
Discussion of My Little Pony.
Gym Stories
Mike tells us about the most horrible things that have happened at his gym.

Fights & Fighting

Mike tells us why he spent so much of his life getting in fights. Jesse talks about how he avoided them, except for the time he got punched in the face for no reason.
Outro
Discussion of a new face-off: Shia LaBouf vs. Boof Bonser
Ep 24 A

Star Wars

Jordan attended the Star Wars convention in LA, and has some thoughts. Jesse thinks there was a whole show he used to watch as a very small child about the Ewoks, but he can't remember.

Life's Funniest Moments

Mike discusses what it's like to write for a home video clip show, including a discussion of the stuff you cannot say on the WGN Superstation.

ACTION ITEMS

* Shia LaBouf or Boof Bonser?

LISTENER SONG

"Hot Tubbin'" by Ashkon

CONTINUING ACTION ITEMS:

* Review the show on iTunes.
* Do you have a dispute Judge John Hodgman can solve on a future broadcast? Email it to us! Put Judge John in the subject line.
* Have personal questions for Jesse and Jordan? Call 206-984-4FUN and tell us what they are!
* Would you like to play Would You Rather with us on a future episode? Email us or give us a call at 206-984-4FUN.

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Podcast: Jordan, Jesse GO! Ep. 23: You're the reason that daddy left.

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In this week's Jordan Jesse GO!, we discuss vacations and more.

Introduction
Jesse and Jordan are kick-starting summer at the beach! Rutger Hauer called in sick, so please send us a get well card or picture for him. Also: Jordan's slang update.
Eros
Jesse and Jordan discuss the bumper sticker that listener SmartBunny designed. Jordan is concerned that everything devolves into eroticism.
Short Hair, Long Hair
A surprisingly emotional discussion of long and short hair.

Movies and So On

Jesse saw The TV Set, and really enjoyed it. Jordan saw Spiderman 3. Also, a listener calls in with a harrowing tale.
Pledge Break
May first through fifteenth is the MaxFun Drive. Donate.
Drinking Game

The final game is here on the forum. We want you to host one and report back.

Lyme Disease

A listener calls in because he thinks he might have Lyme disease. Turns out he totally does.

Outro

We hear a few more big moments calls.

ACTION ITEMS

* Donate to support MaximumFun.org
* Send us something nice for Rutger Hauer -- like a get well soon card.
* Host a JJGo drinking party.

LISTENER SONG

"Yr Polish Uncle" by The Reid Paley Trio from Approximate Hellhound

CONTINUING ACTION ITEMS:

* Review the show on iTunes.
* Do you have a dispute Judge John Hodgman can solve on a future broadcast? Email it to us! Put Judge John in the subject line.
* Have personal questions for Jesse and Jordan? Call 206-984-4FUN and tell us what they are!
* Would you like to play Would You Rather with us on a future episode? Email us or give us a call at 206-984-4FUN.

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Podcast: Jordan, Jesse GO! Ep. 22: Florida Gators & Hawaiian Penguins

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In this week's Jordan Jesse GO!, we discuss vacations and more.

Introduction
Jesse and Jordan are in a Scottish forest. They discuss the fact that Jesse forgot Jordan's birthday (and cannot name the birthdays of close family members). They also discuss the Fry Daddy.
Great Story
Jordan discusses the meanest he's ever been to someone at work.
Jordan Sings
Jordan performs "Hot Cross Buns."

Vacation Spots

We follow up on last week's discussion of vacation spots. Disneyworld, Disneyland, and Papaya King are discussed. Jordan talks about his upcoming working vacation in Hawaii, where he will meet a real penguin.
Pledge Break
May first through fifteenth is the MaxFun Drive. Donate.
Drinking Game

Listeners call in with some JJGo drinking game rules. We resolve to create an official game here on the forum.

Outro

A caller calls in -- he has just graduated college after 12 years.

ACTION ITEMS

* Donate to support MaximumFun.org
* What's a time you were mean to someone? What was a job or relationship that brought out the worst in you?
* What does one do when on vacation by oneself (besides masturbating in your hotel room)?
* Do you have questions for Rutger Hauer? What should we do with Rutger?


LISTENER SONG

"Tied to a Million Things" by The Pale Pacific from Urgency

CONTINUING ACTION ITEMS:

* Review the show on iTunes.
* Do you have a dispute Judge John Hodgman can solve on a future broadcast? Email it to us! Put Judge John in the subject line.
* Have personal questions for Jesse and Jordan? Call 206-984-4FUN and tell us what they are!
* Would you like to play Would You Rather with us on a future episode? Email us or give us a call at 206-984-4FUN.

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Podcast: Jordan, Jesse GO! Ep. 20: Sadness, etc.

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In this week's Jordan Jesse GO!, we discuss our joys and sadnesses.

Introduction
Jesse and Jordan are on a marina. We address the fact that a listener named Mika thought a "beer koozie" was a jacuzzi full of beer. Also: Jordan wants to get a massage, but he's worried he'll accidentally go to a handjob store.
Elderly Greeks
Jordan attended his house-mate Lauren's grand-Uncle's 80th birthday. Children insulted the uncle. Jordan is worried that the more comedy he does, the less he is able to directly experience life -- he just sees everything as comedy fodder.
A Drinking Game?
What would be the rules of a JJGO or TSOYA drinking game?

Puppies, Etc

Jesse's girlfriend Theresa has hormones which are starting to demand children. So they are thinking about getting a dog instead.

Guy Quits His Job
Our new thing is celebrating important moments in your life with you. A guy called in immediately after quitting his job, which he hated.

ACTION ITEMS

* Should we have Rutger Hauer on JJGO? If so: what should we do with him?
* If you're creative, do you see everything through that lens? Does it intrude on your direct experience of life?
* Have a rule for the JJGO drinking game?
* Should Jordan join Crunch fitness, and where can he get a massage that won't turn into a handjob?


LISTENER SONG

"Doo Doo Doo Doo" by The Screaming Eagles from "Enemy Gold" (Thanks, Dave!)

CONTINUING ACTION ITEMS:

* Review the show on iTunes.
* Do you have a dispute Judge John Hodgman can solve on a future broadcast? Email it to us! Put Judge John in the subject line.
* Have personal questions for Jesse and Jordan? Call 206-984-4FUN and tell us what they are!
* Would you like to play Would You Rather with us on a future episode? Email us or give us a call at 206-984-4FUN.

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Podcast: Jordan, Jesse Go! Ep 19: Ask a Republican

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In this week's Jordan Jesse GO!, we discuss the misspent youths of others.

Introduction
Jesse and Jordan are in the jungles of Malaysia. They discuss, among other things, Veronica Mars, The Gilmore Girls and Entourage. Jordan is both drawn to and repelled by the latter. Can you explain it's appeal to us?
Ashley from Lubbock
Our Official Caller Ashley, a 17-year-old from Lubbock, calls in to tell us she's from Lubbock, not Houston as we had erroneously asserted. We don't think she should listen to Jordan, Jesse GO! in class. No one should listen to their walkmen/ipods/discmen/transistor radios in class unless the Giants are in the playoffs.
Ask a Republican
We are joined by the gracious and fascinating Richard Martin, a Republican representative from Ohio. Congressman Martin answers questions from us and from listeners.

Jordan Sings

By popular demand, the segment Jordan Sings returns. This week, he sings "The Big Rock Candy Mountain," a song about a hobo's paradise.

ACTION ITEMS
* What is the appeal of Entourage?
* What can we do to help Ashley?

CONTINUING ACTION ITEMS:

* Review the show on iTunes.
* Do you have a dispute Judge John Hodgman can solve on a future broadcast? Email it to us! Put Judge John in the subject line.
* Have personal questions for Jesse and Jordan? Call 206-984-4FUN and tell us what they are!
* Would you like to play Would You Rather with us on a future episode? Email us or give us a call at 206-984-4FUN.

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