Jordan, Jesse, Go!

What is the dumbest show you can imagine? This award-winning show may be dumber. It has no content. No format. Yet it's going on ten years of delighting hundreds of thousands of people. It's been an iTunes editors choice, and Rolling Stone picked it as one of the world's best comedy podcasts. It's light in the dark, comfort in the cold and a penguin in the pants (long story).

Join hosts Jesse Thorn (NPR's Bullseye) and Jordan Morris (Comedy Central's @Midnight) and a celebrity guest on a raucous, vulgar and warm-hearted romp that will probably leave you a better person. And will certainly make you dumber.

Podcast: Jordan, Jesse GO!: Ep 38: Extras, Extras

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On this week's program, we are joined by the wonderful comedian and actor Andy Daly. We discuss Jordan's movie role, Mustache TV, and much more.

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Ep. 37: Rom Coms

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On this week's program, Jordan discusses going to see "Good Luck Chuck" against his will, and an extensive discussion of the romantic comedy is had.

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* Share your feelings on the romantic comedy. What's your favorite? If you're a lady, do you feel like they appeal to you particularly or specifically?

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Podcast: Jordan, Jesse GO!: Ep 36: The Blinding Light of Truth

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On this week's program, Jesse discusses his progressing nerdiness. Also, controversial views are espoused and defended -- if you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen!

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* Open phones, folks!
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Podcast: Jordan, Jesse GO!: Ep 35: Wedding Bells & the Warped Tour

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On this week's program, Jordan discusses how it felt to visit the Warped Tour as an adult. Jesse takes calls from listeners with wedding suggestions.

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*What were the best and worst weddings you've ever been to? What made them like that?
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Podcast: Jordan, Jesse GO!: Ep 34: Big News

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On this week's program, Jesse returns, and we're joined by comedian Jonah Ray. We talk about getting free stuff, big announcements and much more.

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*What were the best and worst weddings you've ever been to? What made them like that?
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Podcast: Jordan, Jesse, Go!: Ep. 33: Jordan and Gene

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Gene sits in for Jesse while he's camping in the mountains.

Introduction
Gene and Jordan talk about how unqualified they are to be running this week's podcast. One thing is made clear: This is sure to be the "drinkiest" JJGo ever.

Career Choices


Jordan and Gene discuss their dream jobs and backup plans.
Moving Pictures


This week on Jordan Went to the Movies: The Simpsons, The Ten, and a preview of the forthcoming Shoot 'Em Up. Bonus: More discussion of Live Free or Die Hard.
Pets, etc.


The urge to kill the easily killable, why babies and pets don't mix, the joys of unemployment, and Jordan's dad.
Baseball


This week's Forced Discussion of Current Events: Barry Bonds!

Zoo Animal Showdown!
Giraffe Vs. Capybara


Find out the winner and vote on the...

Next Match-up:
Penguin Vs. Python

Are Penguins played out? Is Python too promiscuous? Weigh in TODAY!
Outro


Show Verdict: C-


ACTION ITEMS:


*Share your dream job and backup plan. Or, if you're a grown-up, tell us: Are you living THE DREAM or THE CONTINGENCY PLAN?
*Vote in the Zoo Animal Showdown! Visit the forum for details.

CONTINUING ACTION ITEMS:

* Review the show on iTunes.
* Do you have a dispute Judge John Hodgman can solve on a future broadcast? Email it to us! Put Judge John in the subject line.
* Have personal questions for Jesse and Jordan? Call 206-984-4FUN and tell us what they are!
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Pocast: Jordan, Jesse Go! Ep. 32: Modern Art and Comic Books

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Jesse and Jordan had eventful weekends.

Introduction
As Jesse and Jordan introduce the show, Tim the Intern digs them some holes.
New York City
Jordan visited New York City over the weekend. We discuss Picasso's under-heralded "Minotaur Period," as well as the Del Close Marathon.
Gene's Recovery


Gene remains in critical condition after being shot on last week's show. Cross your fingers for him.
Bear V. Rhino


Bear destroyed Rhino in this past week's Zoo Animal Battle.

Giraffe v. Capybara


Giraffe v. Capybara is this week's Zoo Animal Battle. Share your thoughts and vote here.

Comic Book Convention


Jesse and Jordan both went to the comic book convention, and had very mixed reactions. Also: Jordan met Peter Fonda and Peter Fonda's beautiful teeth.


Outro


A graceful denoument to a brilliant program.


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*Vote in the next round of the Zoo Animal Showdown!
*Jesse's going on vacation next week. Call in and ask a question you wouldn't want Jesse to be there for.
* Have you ever participated in any kind of underground nerd sex party?

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* Review the show on iTunes.
* Do you have a dispute Judge John Hodgman can solve on a future broadcast? Email it to us! Put Judge John in the subject line.
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Podcast: Jordan, Jesse, Go!: Ep. 30: Jordan, Jesse, Drama!

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As the podcast turns...following a call to The Best Show on WFMU, Jesse is forced to make a heartbreaking decision.

Introduction
Jesse and Jordan are hanging out in the local billiard parlor.
Movie Talk
Jordan gives a "thumbs up" to Live Free or Die Hard, etc.
Listener Calls


This starts out with a discussion of casual racism in LA, but works its way into some miscellaneous calls.
Project Breakout


There's a new comedy competition at projectbreakout.com: Sketch Comedy VS. Stand-Up. Visit the site for details on how to enter!

Miserly Jordan


That miserly Jordan takes a step toward being less miserly when he buys 10 dollar ice cube trays.

Zoo Animal Showdown!
Monkey vs. Lion

Listeners call in with their thoughts on, and we find out the winner of, Monkey Vs. Lion!

Next Match-up:
Elephant Vs. Sloth

Who will you send to the next round? Vote today!

Stupid Listeners, Funny Calls!

We had quite a few responses to last week's stupid challenge, but one takes the cake. We'll give you a hint: It involves peeing all over the floor.

Hang It Up, Keep It Up


Let Jesse Thorn be your moral compass with the long awaited return of HIU-KIU.

A Tough Decision


AND YOU WON'T WANT TO MISS THE EXCITING CONCLUSION TO THIS WEEK'S SHOW. TOO IMPORTANT TO TEASE!! HERE IS SOME BACKGROUND INFORMATION.


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*Vote in the second round of the Zoo Animal Showdown! Visit the forum for details.
*Have you ever done something stupid? Think you can beat today's calls? Call in and tell us about it.

CONTINUING ACTION ITEMS:

* Review the show on iTunes.
* Do you have a dispute Judge John Hodgman can solve on a future broadcast? Email it to us! Put Judge John in the subject line.
* Have personal questions for Jesse and Jordan? Call 206-984-4FUN and tell us what they are!
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Podcast: Jordan, Jesse, Go!: Ep. 29: Hot Tubbin' with Ashkon

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This week's show features very special guest Ashkon, who's song "Hot Tubbin'" has been tearing up the Max Fun charts since its debut a few weeks ago.

Introduction
Jesse and Jordan are in a Dinosaur Park. They say dinosaur names they know, and give you a preview of the show to come.

Listener Calls
Happy pet stories (aka the Cat Came Back), First Time Drunk, Waiting on the Tow Truck, Crying at the Cracker Barrel... no, it's not Jordan's new country album, it's listener calls!

Calls from Listeners


Jordan receives some shoe advice and gets propositioned. He'll also be put on the internet in his underwear, for you to dress up.

People Who Listen to the Show Dial a Number and Leave a Message and Jordan and Jesse Talk About It


Longtime pal Brian shares a cautionary tail about knives, Jesse is corrected, and the definitive White-Guy-Know-It-All theory is offered.

Zoo Animal Showdown!
Monkey vs. Lion

Jesse introduces a new segment called Zoo Animal Showdown. This week's match up: Monkey Vs. Lion. Head to the forum to cast your vote!

Ashkon

Jordan and Jesse chat with Ashkon about wild nights in LA, his connection with Murder Inc.'s Irv Gotti, and, of course, hot tubbin' on the late night. Yadadamean?

Ashkon Performs

Ashkon performs an acoustic version of "Hot Tubbin'" and an awesome freestyle rap.

Outro:


Lots of action items this week!



ACTION ITEMS:


*Vote in the first round of the Zoo Animal Showdown! Visit the forum for details.
*Have you ever done something stupid? Think you can beat Brian's stabbing the crap out of his hands? Call in and tell us about it!
*Coming Soon: Dress up Paper Doll Jordan on our flickr page!
*Check out Ashkon at www.gradschoolmusic.com


CONTINUING ACTION ITEMS:

* Review the show on iTunes.

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* Have personal questions for Jesse and Jordan? Call 206-984-4FUN and tell us what they are!

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Podcast: Jordan, Jesse, Go!: Ep 28: Life Improvements

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In this week's Jordan Jesse GO!, we do we what we usually do: Talk about things Jordan's doing wrong in life.

Introduction

Jesse and Jordan are in the middle of a Wild West shootout. They talk a lot about Mortal Kombat, and a little bit about Jordan playing videogames in the nude.

Clothing

40 year-olds dressing like 16 year-olds, estate sales put on by the living, and "dilfs" - Could LA be the worst place in the world? Also, Jesse gives Jordan some fashion advice.

Music


We take a look at Jordan's iPod, and discuss "Dude-know-it-alls".

Plugs


Help bring the Sound of Young America to your local public radio station.

Listener Calls

Lots of listener calls this week: Thanks JJ Go!, Jesse gets lied to, Army of Darkness doesn't suck, a sad call, and peeing in Staples vs. graduating high school.

Outro

It's a doozy.
ACTION ITEMS


*Let's say Jordan ever wanted to wear a pair of shoes...which should he wear?
*Give us your thoughts on the topic of "dude-know-it-alls".


CONTINUING ACTION ITEMS:

* Review the show on iTunes.

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