Jen brings the case against her boyfriend Adrian. Adrian has his heart set on buying and displaying an "artisanal axe" in their home. He says it would be a beautiful and practical item to own. Jen says it breaks her rule against having weapons in the home, and opens them up to other beautiful but dangerous items -- what's next, decorative swords??
Who's right? Who's wrong? Only one man can decide.
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Submitted by Adrian
Exhibit A: "This is my dream axe."
Exhibit B: A photo of their living space, including the mantel where the axe would likely be placed.