One Bad Mother

One Bad Mother is a comedy podcast hosted by Biz Ellis and Theresa Thorn about motherhood and how unnatural it sometimes is. We aren't all magical vessels!

Join us every week as we deal with the thrills and embarrassments of motherhood and strive for less judging and more laughing.

For booking and guest ideas, please email onebadmother@maximumfun.org.

One Bad Mother Episode 107: The 3rd Ever Genius/Fail Spectacular...With Rants!

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One Bad Mother

Biz and Theresa celebrate YOU, our listeners, and what an amazing job you're all doing…most of the time! From serving baby oatmeal out of a piping bag to poking your kid in the eye before a shot, you guys are nailing it!

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Show Music
Opening theme: Summon the Rawk, Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Ones and Zeros, Awesome, Beehive Sessions (http://awesomeinquotes.com, also avail on iTunes)
Mom Song, Adira Amran, Hot Jams For Teens (www.adiraamram.com, available on iTunes)
Bright, Echosmith, Talking Dreams, (http://www.echosmith.com also available on iTunes)
Closing music: Mama Blues, Cornbread Ted and the Butterbeans

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One Bad Mother Episode 106: Crisis Mode, plus guest Amy Dickinson

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One Bad Mother
Guests: 
Amy Dickinson

Biz and Theresa wonder why sometimes a crisis is easier than regular life? Maybe we wouldn't feel this way if we got trophies and a standing ovation every time we did the dishes or handled bedtime solo! Plus, success leaves a bad taste in Biz's mouth, Theresa discovers the secret to keeping a clean house, and we talk to nationally syndicated advice columnist Amy Dickinson, who reminds us, “It’s just a baby.”

Amy Dickinson's memoir: The Mighty Queens of Freeville: A Story of Surprising Second Chances
AmyDickinson.com
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Interested in hosting a OBM meet-up in your area? Email theresa at maximum fun dot org.

Show Music
Opening theme: Summon the Rawk, Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Ones and Zeros, Awesome, Beehive Sessions (http://awesomeinquotes.com, also avail on iTunes)
Mom Song, Adira Amran, Hot Jams For Teens (www.adiraamram.com, available on iTunes)
Bright, Echosmith, Talking Dreams, (http://www.echosmith.com also available on iTunes)
Closing music: Mama Blues, Cornbread Ted and the Butterbeans

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One Bad Mother Episode 105: Post-Mother's Day Mom Rant, plus guest Jen Voltaggio

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One Bad Mother
Guests: 
Jen Voltaggio

Biz and Theresa need to vent about the holiday that is Mother’s Day and ask these three important questions: What’s wrong with Mother’s Day? Should we just cancel Mother’s Day? and Can’t we have anything nice? Plus, something horrible is following Biz, Theresa has her strengths and her weaknesses as a parent, and we talk about life with a Top Chef with Jen Voltaggio.

Recipes to Cook with Family and Friends, by Bryan Voltaggio

Thanks to everyone who joined us for One Bad Mother's Day!

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Join the amazing community that is our One Bad Mother closed facebook group.

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Interested in hosting a OBM meet-up in your area? Email theresa at maximum fun dot org.

Show Music
Opening theme: Summon the Rawk, Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Ones and Zeros, Awesome, Beehive Sessions (http://awesomeinquotes.com, also avail on iTunes)
Mom Song, Adira Amran, Hot Jams For Teens (www.adiraamram.com, available on iTunes)
Bright, Echosmith, Talking Dreams, (http://www.echosmith.com also available on iTunes)
Closing music: Mama Blues, Cornbread Ted and the Butterbeans

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One Bad Mother Episode 104: Anxiety, plus guest Kate Casey

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One Bad Mother
Guests: 
Kate Casey

Biz and Theresa admit to all the things that keep us up at night and share our tricks for coping when our minds want to go off the deep end. What better way to celebrate Mother’s Day? If you don't already suffer from crippling anxiety, you might after hearing this incredibly graphic show! Plus, Biz’s toddler is SO negative, Theresa has great bedside manner and we talk with humor writer and author Kate Casey about her new book You Know You Are Pregnant When, Funny Quotes From Women Who Have Been There.

You Know You Are Pregnant When...: Funny Quotes From Women Who Have Been There
LoveAndKnuckles.com

This Saturday, May 9th is One Bad Mother's Day! Join us in a city near you!

Share your genius and fail moments! Call 206-350-9485

Subscribe to One Bad Mother in iTunes
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Follow Biz on Twitter
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Check us out on Facebook and like us!
Get a OBM tee from the MaxFunStore!
Interested in hosting a OBM meet-up in your area? Email theresa at maximum fun dot org.

Show Music
Opening theme: Summon the Rawk, Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Ones and Zeros, Awesome, Beehive Sessions (http://awesomeinquotes.com, also avail on iTunes)
Mom Song, Adira Amran, Hot Jams For Teens (www.adiraamram.com, available on iTunes)
Bright, Echosmith, Talking Dreams, (http://www.echosmith.com also available on iTunes)
Closing music: Mama Blues, Cornbread Ted and the Butterbeans

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One Bad Mother Episode 103: What Will Our Kids Be When They Grow Up?

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Biz and Theresa predict what our kids will be when they grow up, based on what they're into now. (Hint: Someone LOVES throwing food, so he's probably going to be a food critic!) We also come to the shocking realization that we may be letting our own emotional baggage shape our hopes and dreams for our kids. (Future fail!) Plus, Biz has one walker and one faller, and Theresa announces that her job is not to make all of Simon’s wishes come true.

One Bad Mother's Day is coming up! Join us in a city near you!

Share your genius and fail moments! Call 206-350-9485

Subscribe to One Bad Mother in iTunes
Join our mailing list!
Follow One Bad Mother on Twitter
Follow Biz on Twitter
Follow Theresa on Twitter
Check us out on Facebook and like us!
Get a OBM tee from the MaxFunStore!
Interested in hosting a OBM meet-up in your area? Email theresa at maximum fun dot org.

Show Music
Opening theme: Summon the Rawk, Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Ones and Zeros, Awesome, Beehive Sessions (http://awesomeinquotes.com, also avail on iTunes)
Mom Song, Adira Amran, Hot Jams For Teens (www.adiraamram.com, available on iTunes)
Closing music: Mama Blues, Cornbread Ted and the Butterbeans

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One Bad Mother Episode 102: I See London I See France, I See Mama Naked!, plus guest Al Watts

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One Bad Mother
Guests: 
Al Watts

Biz and Theresa talk about whether and for how long it's ok to be naked in front of our kids and vice-versa. And, as if that's not awkward enough, we also discuss names for all those body parts that are out there in the open! Plus, Biz solves part of the “poop in the tub” problem, Theresa's genius moment and failure are both thrilling and urine-related, and we talk to Al Watts, President of the National At-Home Dad Network.

National At-Home Dad Network
Follow Al Watts on twitter @homedadnet

One Bad Mother's Day is coming up! Join us in a city near you!

Share your genius and fail moments! Call 206-350-9485

Subscribe to One Bad Mother in iTunes
Join our mailing list!
Follow One Bad Mother on Twitter
Follow Biz on Twitter
Follow Theresa on Twitter
Check us out on Facebook and like us!
Get a OBM tee from the MaxFunStore!
Interested in hosting a OBM meet-up in your area? Email theresa at maximum fun dot org.

Show Music
Opening theme: Summon the Rawk, Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Ones and Zeros, Awesome, Beehive Sessions (http://awesomeinquotes.com, also avail on iTunes)
Mom Song, Adira Amran, Hot Jams For Teens (www.adiraamram.com, available on iTunes)
Closing music: Mama Blues, Cornbread Ted and the Butterbeans

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One Bad Mother Episode 101: What Will Our Kids Remember?, plus guest Julie Snyder

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One Bad Mother
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Julie Snyder

Biz and Theresa wonder what our kids will remember of their childhoods and whether there's any way to get them to treasure our genius moments as much as we wish they would? Oh, and of course, forget our failures? That'd be nice! Plus, Biz turns a corner, it's Weaning Day ("hooray, hooray!") for Theresa, and we chat with inspiring mom of two, Senior Producer of This American Life and Executive Producer of Serial, Julie Snyder!

Serial

Best Ever No-Cook Play Dough Recipe

Thanks to Bump Glow Maternity for sponsoring this week's episode of One Bad Mother!

Join our lively OBM facebook group for like-minded parents to share and discuss everything kid- and parenting-related! Non-parents are also welcome! Join here.

Share your genius and fail moments! Call 206-350-9485

Subscribe to One Bad Mother in iTunes
Join our mailing list!
Follow One Bad Mother on Twitter
Follow Biz on Twitter
Follow Theresa on Twitter
Check us out on Facebook and like us!
Get a OBM tee from the MaxFunStore!
Interested in hosting a OBM meet-up in your area? Email theresa at maximum fun dot org.

Show Music
Opening theme: Summon the Rawk, Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Ones and Zeros, Awesome, Beehive Sessions (http://awesomeinquotes.com, also avail on iTunes)
Mom Song, Adira Amran, Hot Jams For Teens (www.adiraamram.com, available on iTunes)
Closing music: Mama Blues, Cornbread Ted and the Butterbeans

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One Bad Mother Listener Meetups on Mother's Day Weekend!

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05/09/2015 (All day)
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In or Near Your City
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A Location Near You!

In honor of Mother's Day (and just because we want to hang out with each other), we're making Saturday, May 9th an international meet-up day for One Bad Mother listeners! We have meet-ups scheduled in a bunch of cities, and more meet-ups are being organized as we speak! Check back here for updates, we'll be adding cities as we get the details. If you're not seeing your city below and you're interested in organizing or attending a meet-up, connect with other listeners in your area using our facebook group!

Brooklyn, NY
JJ Byrne Park on 5th Avenue btwn 3rd & 4th Streets
3-5pm
Join the facebook invite!

Portland, OR
11 AM
Westmoreland Nature Playground at Westmoreland Park
Join the facebook invite!

Austin, TX
2pm at Mueller Park in Central Austin
Join the facebook invite!

Houston, TX
9am
Discovery Green (1500 McKinney St)
Notes: You can bring your kids to play on the playground, or the splash pad, or just run around. Then we can catch some brunch/lunch at Phoenicia.

Minneapolis/St. Paul
2pm
Sea Salt Eatery (4801 Minnehaha Ave South, Minneapolis, Minnesota)
Baby-friendly, other kids optional. It's outdoors in Minnehaha Falls Park, so we're hoping for nice weather! Anyone can join the Twin Cities OBM Meetup group for more info on facebook.

Boston
3-5pm
UPDATE: Due to major construction where we were originally planning our meet-up, we have had to change the location. We are now meeting at the playground in front of the Cambridge Public Library.
Lida will have a yellow balloon tied to her stroller and will be wearing her OBM t-shirt.

San Francisco
10:30am
Blue Boat playground (45th and Lincoln, in Golden Gate Park)

London
11am
https://www.facebook.com/events/1421853531455249/

Kansas City
POSTPONED! But please join the KC group on FB for coordination of a future meet-up date!
Group page is here: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1407151972936827/

Atlanta
10:30am
http://www.meetup.com/One-Bad-Mother-Atlanta/

Seattle
3:30pm
Green Lake Park – Playground. Tables near the swing sets as a meeting point.
Courtney will be wearing her superman t-shirt (and maybe carrying a baby in a gray Ergo). Kids and partners welcome.
More info in the fb group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/975663755801666/

One Bad Mother Episode 100: It Was So Much Easier Back Then

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Our Moms!

Biz and Theresa celebrate our 100th episode! With our moms! We find out whether it really was easier being a mom back in the good old days before everything could kill us. Plus, no amount of glitter can decorate Biz’s fail, Theresa ruins Easter, and a Mom Rant reminds us all that sleep is more important than we sometimes acknowledge. What better way to celebrate 100 episodes?! Everyone is doing a great job!

Share your genius and fail moments! Call 206-350-9485

Subscribe to One Bad Mother in iTunes
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Get a OBM tee from the MaxFunStore!
Interested in hosting a OBM meet-up in your area? Email theresa at maximum fun dot org.

Show Music
Opening theme: Summon the Rawk, Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Ones and Zeros, Awesome, Beehive Sessions (http://awesomeinquotes.com, also avail on iTunes)
Buddah Nature, Awesome, Beehive Sessions (http://awesomeinquotes.com, also avail on iTunes)
Mom Song, Adira Amran, Hot Jams For Teens (www.adiraamram.com, available on iTunes)
Closing music: Mama Blues, Cornbread Ted and the Butterbeans

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One Bad Mother Episode 99: If Only

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Biz and Theresa talk wishful thinking, including the dillusion that "if only ____[insert complaint here]____ was different," we'd feel better and be better moms. HA! If only it was that simple. Plus, Biz has a super laid-back attitude about Katy Belle taking on more responsibility in the house (......which is not a true statement), and Theresa tries not to ruin motherhood for others. No guest this week, but plenty of time for some amazing listener calls!

Share your genius and fail moments! Call 206-350-9485

Subscribe to One Bad Mother in iTunes
Join our mailing list!
Follow One Bad Mother on Twitter
Follow Biz on Twitter
Follow Theresa on Twitter
Check us out on Facebook and like us!
Get a OBM tee from the MaxFunStore!
Interested in hosting a OBM meet-up in your area? Email theresa at maximum fun dot org.

Show Music
Opening theme: Summon the Rawk, Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Ones and Zeros, Awesome, Beehive Sessions (http://awesomeinquotes.com, also avail on iTunes)
Mom Song, Adira Amran, Hot Jams For Teens (www.adiraamram.com, available on iTunes)
Closing music: Mama Blues, Cornbread Ted and the Butterbeans

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