Comedian and Jordan, Jesse, Go! host Jordan Morris gives his top five for December.

JESSE THORN: Once a month my colleague Jordan Morris steps into the recording booth to tell us what's up, what's down, what's hot, what's not, what's worthwhile and what's worth tossing in God's United States. Here he is with Jordan Ranks America.

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Comedian and Jordan, Jesse, Go! co-host Jordan Morris tells us what's hot and what's not this month - October, 2010. It's...

JORDAN RANKS AMERICA

5. Netflix on Demand

The future of entertainment is here! This innovative service puts thousands of classic movies at your fingertips, from that one where Debbie Gibson fights a CGI shark to that one from the 80s that had a ton of nudity.

4. Combination Shampoo & Body Wash

Ask any guy's guy and he'll tell you: having more than one bottle in the shower is a real "pain in the rear." Squirt this strong-smelling glop all over everything and simplify your life!

3. Corn Chowder

Since its invention, during the Civil War, this hearty soup has always taken a back seat to clam chowder. Now, thanks to an aggressive marketing campaign, it's become a "hot topic" amongst American teens.

2. "Hold on to your butts!"

First uttered by Samuel L. Jackson in Jurassic Park, this classic catchphrase is perfect for letting everyone know it's time to get ready... for something to happen!

1. The Cat

She's cute, she's fluffy, and sometimes... she'll jump into a shopping bag! Kudos to you, The Cat. You turn every day into an adorable vacation!

Once again Jordan Morris joins us to inform us of what's hot and what's not for July of 2010.

This month's list:
5) Wolfman on DVD
4) The Bronze Age
3) Rhyming Words
2) Kissing
1) The Burrito

Jordan Morris ranks what's hot and what's not in these United States.

This month:
Stock Market Lingo (new)
Analog Clocks (falling)
Almonds (rising fast)
Exercise (knocked out of top spot)
Organic Grocery Store (new number one)

Jordan Morris tells you what's what once again.

This month:
5. Hybrid Cars with Environmental Bumper Stickers
4. Greek Mythology
3. A Sexual Uncle
2. Television Garden Plans
1. A University Education

Jordan Morris ranks America in his own inimitable way.