San Francisco, TOTALLY ANNIHILATED

Posted by Maximum Fun on 16th May 2006

Friday night was a momentous night in the history of rock and roll music — the concert hall debut of punk rock prodigies TOTAL ANNIHILATION. After a few tuneup gigs at house parties in ritzy Pacific Heights, Eddy Demon & Co. hit the stage with alacrity and destroyed all who dared step in their path. And it was all for charity.

Opening the night were the powerful Evil Wikkid Warrior. These one-woman, two-man, once rock star young lady group brought not only the power of rock, but also the power of MONSTERS, SPELLS, HULA HOOPS, and ICE CREAM. They kicked things off with a menacing chant… “We’re evil… we’re wikkid… we’re Evil Wikkid WARRIOR!” Then, when they sent a phalanx of wolf men into the crowd, the audience was stunned… into ROCKMISSION!

Then, accompanied by a home-made backdrop, featuring a surgical-gloved metal hand emerging from the mouth of a GUY ROCKING OUT… came TOTAL ANNIHILATION.


Pietro D’Amato, well known nation wide as the next Kieth Moon, pounded out a steady, undulating rhythm on drums, never breaking a sweat in a stylish suit. Meanwhile, bassist Dorkmeister Harmoniak provided rhythmic and melodic counterpoint…

…to the lead guitar and vocal stylings of the legendary EDDY DEMON (note applauding male AND female groupies in crowd). GOLDEN HITS like “Rock and Roll on a Friday,” “Burning Buildings” and “I Wanna Be Your Dog” mixed with impromptu Jimi Hendrix jams and all-new material. Drunk women flailed in the crowd. Dads danced comically. Young people ROCKED OUT. A great time was had by all.

ALL BOW BEFORE THE ALTAR OF ROCK!