The MaxFun Blog

Maximum Fun is your home on the internet for things that are awesome. Our blog will guide you and our family of podcasts will entertain and inform you. About

Jordan Burns MTV


In 2003, Jordan, Jesse GO! co-host Jordan Morris was bored. So, he did what any normal college graduate would do to entertain himself -- he made up a complicated and absurd story in order to prank a prank show.

He told "Burned," a dating-based knockoff of "Punked," that his friend Hector had a one man show, which Hector performed in order to get girls. He also told them that he could get Hector to come to a party with him, where Hector would perform the monologue, then get "Burn'd."

It turned out Jordan's friend Hector couldn't come, so Jordan asked another friend, whose name wasn't even Hector, to stand in for him. Then he wrote the "one man show" for "Hector," corralled a few other friends into the operation, and, well, burned Burn'd.

It aired a month or two later, my aunt and uncle taped it for me, and this is the first time the prank has been ever been revealed.

Particularly enjoyable: Jordan's absurd flopping about when the "burn" is "revealed."

Part One:

Part Two:

In defense of Jimmy Kimmel.


I'm usually loathe to involve this blog in silly blogosphere crap like this, but...

Above, witness Jimmy Kimmel, a moderately funny and very affable television host, sticking it to the alarmingly self-satisfied editor of Gawker. At issue is whether Gawker's celebrity coverage is appropriate, particularly the "Gawker Stalker," wherein "citizen journalists" tell Gawker exactly where and when they saw celebrities.

Here's the deal from my perspective: being a blogger is great. You can be irreverent, cute, whatever. But at some point, you have to take responsibility for something.

But Kimmel asks a pertinent question: "I know you're an editor, what exactly do you edit from this website?"

He's not exactly F. Lee Bailey when it comes to grueling cross-examinations, but he gets the point across.

She states, "Do you read Us Weekly and expect that everything in it is true?"

Well, I don't read Us Weekly, but even entertainment journalists check their facts and take responsibility for what they publish. That kind of "well, their ethics are questionable too!" stuff is horrible.

Kimmel hits her hard, I think, when he says to her, "I just want you to think about your life."

Then she brings up a second justification: "Honestly, I think there's a shifting definition of what is public and what is private space, for everyone, not just celebrities. No one has the reasonable expectation of being able to walk down the street and not have what they're doing be noticed by someone."

This, of course, is a specious legal argument, and Kimmel hits back on moral grounds:

"But that is just a terrible thing, though, isn't it?"

"Is it though? I think it's good that we're not putting people up on a pedastal any more..."

Does she seriously believe that she's not putting celebrities up on a pedestal? On a site called GAWKER?!

Putting celebrities down is just another kind of putting them on a pedestal. If she thinks she's doing something different from Us Weekly or even the Hollwood PR machine press of days gone by, she's kidding herself.

Well, that's not entirely true... there is one difference between the old and new celebrity media. The new celebrity media is just as worshipful of celebrity -- but it's dramatically meaner. Sometimes in the name of "snark," or "cattiness," but often just in the name of meanness.

I've never been a huge fan of Kimmel's comedy, but I think he runs a solid TV show and has had a very interesting career. Through that career, the one thing that has made him succesful above all else is his earnestness. Kimmel may be broad or gross or stupid or he may be insightful or edgy or funny, but he really seems to care about being himself and representing himself honestly. That gets him a long way, here, and is I think what made the clip so devastating, despite Kimmel's modest shortcomings as a debater.

The bottom line: this kind of snarky psuedo-journalism may be legal and it may be profitable, but that doesn't make it good or right.

Podcast: Jordan, Jesse GO! Ep. 18: Misspent Youth


In this week's Jordan Jesse GO!, we discuss the misspent youths of others.

Jesse and Jordan are in a casino in Atlantic City, joined by Stephen Brophy and Bucky Sinister. Stephen performs with The Bruce McCulloch Project and writes for the TBS "microseries" lovebites. Bucky is a poet and the author of All Blacked Out & Nowhere to Go.

We announce the winners of the High Five Contest, a conversation which spins out of control.

Mis-spent Youth
Bucky talks about, among other topics, his friend Razor. Like Bucky, Razor is now clean & sober, but in their youth, Razor was a great guy to do drugs with on Christmas Day. Bucky and Jesse start talking about AA meetings, which might be a bit self-indulgent, but it's important, you know?
Why isn't Jordan wearing shoes?

Bruce Wayne

Bucky reads a poem from his book. It's about an alternate universe where Bruce Wayne is a mess and Bucky really has his shit together.

Cardboard Trucks

Listeners call in to discuss the vital topic of Cardboard Trucks.

Project Breakout

Our sponsor is Project Breakout, and they are currently accepting votes on funny videos.

Beer Koozies

Jordan discuss beer koozies. He's noticed people bringing them to bars. What's that all about?

Porn in the Woods

A round robin on advice for our 17-year-old listener Ashley turns into a discussion of finding porn in the woods and the sad ways rural children entertain themselves.


We pretty much just wrap stuff up.

Bonus Audio
SPECIAL BONUS AUDIO: Bucky discusses doing standup for the first time at age 37.

* Enter our ATHF movie contest.
* Is it OK to take a beer koozie into a bar? What's that all about?
* What can we do to help Ashley?
* What would you like to ask Conressman Richard Martin (R-Ohio)?


* Review the show on iTunes.
* Do you have a dispute Judge John Hodgman can solve on a future broadcast? Email it to us! Put Judge John in the subject line.
* Have personal questions for Jesse and Jordan? Call 206-984-4FUN and tell us what they are!
* Would you like to play Would You Rather with us on a future episode? Email us or give us a call at 206-984-4FUN.

Call 206-984-4FUN to share your thoughts on these ACTION ITEMS.

Subscribe in iTunes

Podcast Feed

Discuss the show on the forum

Download Episode Eighteen

Hear Episode Eighteen

Our theme music: "Love You" by The Free Design, courtesy of The Free Design and Light in the Attic Records

The Sound of Young America and Jordan Jesse GO! are supported in part by Project Breakout!

Elephant Larry: Wii-Day!


Pursuant to discussion of the Wii on Jordan, Jesse GO!, a wonderful video from Elephant Larry.

Cam'ron's Book of Rhymes


Oh Word presents Cam'ron's Rhyme Book. Great, hilarious work.

They're definitely keeping computers 'putin.

Podcast: Faking It with Yuval Taylor

| 1 comment

Yuval Taylor is the co-author of "Faking It: The Quest for Authenticity in Popular Music." We discuss what Taylor and his co-author Hugh Barker see as the three forms of musical authenticity: cultural, personal and representational.

We discuss (and hear music from) artists including Leadbelly, Nirvana, Neil Young, Woodie Guthrie, the Rolling Stones, Jimmie Rodgers, Donna Summer, Billy Joel and even Jennifer Lopez.

Please share your thoughts on this program on our forum!

Download This Show (MP3)
Subscribe in iTunes
Review the show in iTunes
Please Donate to Support the Show

Listen to This Week's Show

Please allow our low-bandwidth server a little time after you click "play"

Our intersititial music is provided by DJW

The Sound of Young America is underwritten in part by Project Breakout

Reserve Your LA Meet-Up Slot Now!


The first-ever meetup is Friday the 13th in Los Angeles!

We'll meet at the Bourgeois Pig on Franklin at 8PM, then we'll catch the 9:30 PM show at the UCBT next door -- the Match Game, featuring our podcast pal Jimmy Pardo and friends. Past match games I've attended have included former TSOYA guests like Bob Odenkirk, Paul F. Tompkins, Patton Oswalt, Chris Hardwick and more.

The Match Game will sell out, so please make reservations now (tickets are a mere $8). Make sure you're making them for Friday night, make sure you confirm them (they'll send you an email with a link), and make sure you let me know you're coming by emailing me your reservation confirmation at jesse at I'm going to try talking the theater into saving us some seats so we don't have to wait so long in line.

ALSO! If you're in New York, Elizabeth and Zach are trying to organize an NYC meetup. Click here for more info on that, and throw in your two cents. I've met several of the folks who've said they're going, and they're nice and not weird!

Maximum Fun Group


Do you use It's a neat service that tracks what you listen to on your computer, then tells you what else you might like, keeps stats, and other stuff.

Listener and message board poster Mic Dee has started a group. Sign up and we can track what we listen to, collectively, including podcasts and music.

I think it's a great idea. So do it.

Ira Glass on Charlie Rose


Starts at 32:00. Enjoy!

Win some Aqua Teen Hunger Force crap.


I refuse to be bought... but I'll sell out in a minute if it means free crap for you!

The Aqua Teen Hunger Force film, "Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Moviefilm for Theaters" is almost in here, and while you wait, rapt, wondering how they're going to convince anyone to sit through the equivalent of seven episodes in a row...


To quote from the kind PR folks stoking the fires of internet buzz:

We'd love it if you could give away this giftbag for the upcoming movie that includes a meatwad beachball, a meatwad stress relief ball, meatwad socks, an ATHF t-tshirt, a mug koozie, a postercard, and poster.

In order to win... take a picture of yourself making a funny face (or draw one if you have no camera) and upload it to our Flickr group with the tag awesomefunnyface.

THEN... tell me what a "koozie" is. This second part is not actually a requirement of the contest, it's just for my own personal info.



Syndicate content